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| Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!... more
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| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more
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| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!... more
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| Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more
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| How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!... more
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| Whos the aardvarks favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!... more
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