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| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more
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| 2. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f... more
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| A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lions mouth," the vet told him."How do I do that?" he asked."Car... more
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| 4. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film... more
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| What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he... more
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| 6. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.... more
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| 7. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?... more
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| 8. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more
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| 9. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do... more
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| 10. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: We... more
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