| 1. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What is a jockeys motto?Put your money where your mount is!... more
|
| 2. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?Because it gets you nowhere!... more
|
| 3. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!... more
|
| 4. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?An Appaloosa!... more
|
| 5. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why is a racehorse like a letter?They both begin a trip at the post!... more
|
| 6. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?The psycho-path!... more
|
| 7. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?He tried to stirrup some interest!... more
|
| 8. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?I wish I could hear you whinnie.... more
|
| 9. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| How do you hire a horse?Put a brick under each hoof!... more
|
| 10. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| "Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet.The vet replied, "You certainly will, and youll pro... more
|