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| A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them How do you like... more
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| This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more
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| A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. Come with m... more
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| Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are in your cask... more
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| Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.... more
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| So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eter... more
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| How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... more
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| Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he as... more
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| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more
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| Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more
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