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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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