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| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more
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| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more
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| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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| What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more
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