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| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Wheres Pop Corn?... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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