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| Whats the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !... more
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| How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more
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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more
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| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri... more
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| What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?The tusk fairy !... more
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| What do you give an elephant with big feet ?Plenty of room !... more
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