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| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more
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| Whats grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?An elephant with hiccups !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more
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| What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more
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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more
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| How to elephants talk to each other ?By elephone !... more
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| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more
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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more
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