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| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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