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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a dog.How long have you felt like this?Ever since I was a puppy!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you t... more
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| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?Because nurses are taught in nurs... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a vampire.Necks please!... more
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| Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!"Patient: "HUH"... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think I need glassesYou certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse... more
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| A pipe burst in a doctors house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-ty... more
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| A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."Doct... more
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