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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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