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| Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?She wanted a big wedding.... more
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| 2. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Whats the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He st... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcoul... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Not that my wifes the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my sec... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?A: Newlywebs.... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentines day. Whatdo... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| She was two thirds married once.What do you mean ?Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didnt !... more
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