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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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