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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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