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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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