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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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