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| | Category: | Judge jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 44 | | | | Joke: | A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasnt true."Im as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days." | | | |
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