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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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