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| When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.... more
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| The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because... more
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| Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe myex-wife any money."Glaring down at him, the judge r... more
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| Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death?A: Yes, by death.Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?... more
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| What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!... more
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| Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Judge:: "And where... more
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| A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and ask... more
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| The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?""Not gu... more
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| People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.... more
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| At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the char... more
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