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| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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