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| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
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| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more
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| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean... more
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| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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