| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit m... more
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