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| What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.... more
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| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Its a pity youve gone on hunger strike, said the convicts girlfriend on visiting day. Why ? Ive put a file in your cake.... more
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