| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day w... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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