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| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
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