| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christ... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
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