| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Its a pity youve gone on hunger strike, said the convicts girlfriend on visiting day. Why ? Ive put a file in your cake.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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