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| A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
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| A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in... more
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| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
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