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| A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit m... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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