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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean a stick up?" asked the girl. "No," said the robber, "its a muckup. Ive forgotten my gun."
 
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