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| It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit m... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the pri... more
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