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| Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," Bill s... more
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| Whats the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.... more
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| A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mothers birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for h... more
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| How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.... more
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| How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to do the paperw... more
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| Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.... more
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| What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.... more
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| What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!... more
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| Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.... more
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| Q: Why dont you wear snow boots? A: Because theyll melt.... more
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