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| Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more
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| Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men t... more
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| 3. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said how hed healed the sick, help... more
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| 4. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more
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| 5. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them How do you like... more
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| What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !... more
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| A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"The man says, "Methodist."St. Peter looks down his list... more
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| St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pa... more
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| A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions."Sure," GOD says, "Go... more
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| An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of acc... more
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