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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more
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| What happens to you at Christmas ?Yule be happy !... more
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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| One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.Thats how he got the name Saint Knickerless!... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more
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| What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, Ill never part with it !... more
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| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| What game do reindeer play in their stalls?Stable-tennis!... more
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| Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?A phantomime !... more
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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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