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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.... more
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more
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| If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.... more
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| 5. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| 6. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more
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| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more
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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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