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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| 4. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| 5. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| 6. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !... more
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| 7. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more
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| 8. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What game do reindeer play in their stalls?Stable-tennis!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!Have you tried... more
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| 10. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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