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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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