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| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try thi... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more
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| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more
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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more
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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... more
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more
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