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| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more
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| If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.... more
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| Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-fa... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.... more
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| Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !... more
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| What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?A first aid kitty !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?Puss in boots !... more
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| Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!... more
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| What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?An octopuss !... more
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| What do cats read in the morning ?Mewspapers !... more
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