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| On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Who was the most powerful cat in China ?Chairman Miaow !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?When your a mouse !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why do tomcats fight ?Because they like raising a stink !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.... more
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