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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Have you tried counting sheep?""Thats the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
 
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