| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him fo... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?A: The color.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?They were both driving their cars at the tim... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath its covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hikin... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more
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