| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why did the man put his car in the oven?Because he wanted a hot rod.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street the... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?Last Winter she was knoc... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him fo... more
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