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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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