| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a trai... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of the... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more
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