| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| My sisters a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in t... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver o... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old m... more
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