| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a group of cars ?A clutch !... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the meaning of afford?Its the car most sales representatives drive.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, a... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What song does a car radio play?A cartoon (car, tune).... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Didnt you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Driver: I didnt want to be late for my trial.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: Its too dangerous on the street.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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