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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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