| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop h... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes  |
| A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes  |
| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes  |
| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes  |
| What is the hottest part of a mans face?His sideburns.... more
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