| 1. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| 2. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more
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